Ninja Sex Party – Next To You (Guitar)

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Strawberries and Cream Note: During the verses, I suggest playing E as an open chord, while in the chorus playing it as a barre on the 7th fret. It helps the guitar keep up with the general contour of how Brian plays the piano. [Intro] B E A C#m B B E A [Verse 1]
B         E                A
We'd been friends for many years

        C#m         B
Until I finally confessed

B         E                A
That I've always loved you dearly

     C#m          B
But you were unimpressed

B        E             A
If I can never be your lover

       C#m         B
I'll accept our destiny

B        E                 A      
And I'll embrace your gift of friendship
As I jack off constantly [Chorus]
E    B                F#                  
Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall

E                        B                F#             
With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls

E    B              F#
Oh, if you need me you just have to call

G                     F#7
Cause I'll be next to you
Masturbating B E A C#m
B   E   A
       1, 2, 3, let's do it!
[Verse 2]
B           E                  A
Through the good times and the bad

          C#m         B
I will do everything I can

B            E              A
Like if you ever need help moving

      C#m            B
I can jerk off in the van

B           E              A
If your car breaks on the road

             C#m             B
I'll grab my crank and pick you up

B          E            A           
And we can drive away together
As I lotion up my junk [Chorus]
E      B              F#                         
Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us

E                     B                  F#               
I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis

E     B              F#
Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this

G                       F#7
Cause I've been next to you

      G
Masturbating
[Bridge]
G                                F#
Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not

F#
Every friendship I've ever had has been like this

G
You should know that I'm not doing this for myself

                     A              G      A        F#
It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this
For America! [Chorus]
E   B            F#                       
Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart

E                           B
This is Claire, we're gonna make out

         F#               
You just go ahead and start

E                  B
If it escalates to boning

             F#                 
It means I'm listening super hard

G                     F#7
Cause I'll be next to you

E                B
Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend

      F#                   
We're gonna have a threesome

E                       B
And a crowd of people's gathered

             F#                  
To watch me bang both her and Lisa

E        B                    F#
Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza

G                     F#7
Cause I'll be next to you

      B
Masturbating

B   E   A                             C#m  B
        Slash having a threesome with Claire

B    E                       A    
      But still masturbating