Ninja Sex Party – Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection (Guitar)
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(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Chords
Album: Strawberries and Cream
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[Spoken Pre-chorus 1]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
You went out with Steve? He's so cute!
I know! He took me out to this little restaurant-"
[Chorus 1]
G Everybody shut up! A I have an erection Bm It only happens 87 times a day G Just stop what you're doing A And witness penis perfection D This is more important than what you have to say! G A Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect Bm Bm Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Em F#m Your spirit's in peace, no need to call the police Bm Please hold your applause
[Spoken Pre-chorus 2]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence,
I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but... Mrs. Donnovan!"
[Chorus 2]
G Everybody shut up! A I have an erection Bm If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display G A It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection D This is more important than what you have to say! G A Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see Bm This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me Em F#m Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face? Bm Please hold your applause
[Bridge]
Em Do you ever take a moment F#m And look up at the stars? G And think about your life A And just how stupid you are Em If it makes you feel better F#m C I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis
Em But enough about you F#m Let's focus more on my crotch G It's as tangy as whiskey A And hits you harder than scotch Em You might not get what I'm sayin' F#m So just sit back and watch D Look, (gasp!) it's still my penis
[Spoken Pre-chorus 3]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"Ladies and gentlemen, as president of the United States
I must sometimes make grave decisions.
I come to you today to tell you that the United States
has decided to declare war on-"
[Chorus 3]
G Shut up! A Mr. President, I have an erection! Bm Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached G A Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election D This is more important than your boring-ass speech! G A For one nation, indivisible under God Bm We all stand together and peep my glorious rod Em F#m Hey, those guys look fun, oh wait, are they holding guns? Bm D Please hold your applause