Ninja Sex Party – Dragon Slayer (Guitar)

Am G   Am G 
Why Hello there

Am G                F                       C       G
You seem to be a very attractive young lady

                                Am G    Am G 
I'd like to take you out on the hottest of dates

  Am G                                 F     
I see that you have a lot of other gentleman suitors

F G
Allow me to make my case

Am   G         Am
This guy plays football

      F                  G
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself

Am   G        Am
This guy is a weightlifter

          F               G
But I can bench an entire continental shelf

Am   G         Am
That dude is a scientist

      F                 G
But I already cured all diseases last week

Am     G          Am           G
And if that's not enough lemme ask

             F                                     G
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?

F        C                G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world

            Am     G
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!

F       C             G
I shall now expose my chest

Am                    G
Don't act like you're not impressed

F            C               G
How hard did I just seal the deal

Am             G       F
With my dragon slayer steel

                   A#
Do you feel all my sexy appeal

       Esus4                 E
And my story that's so very totally real

Am     G         Am
I rode up to the mountaintop

F                                   G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air

Am    G         Am 
Til I found the Dragon's cave

      F                          G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears

Am           G           Am
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell

       F                             G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch

Am     G        Am           G
Then I swung my horse like a club

       F                                 G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun

F        C              G
Oh yeah, you are now in love

             Am     G     
With both my dragon slaying nuts

F          C                G
I killed a demon with these hands

      Am      G      
Did I say I'm also in a band?

F       C                  G
In case you might need more proof

              Am     G        F
I brought the dragon right to you

              A#
Ooh! it's the one that I slew

      Esus4                   E
He'll attest that my story is totally true.

Am
Dragon dance!

Am     F
I am a dragon!

         G                              Esus4       E
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit

F          C             G
Girl, let's go back to my place

                      Am       G
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space

F       C                   G
Can you guess what's coming next?

         Am                G
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex

F           C                G
This is the best day of your life

             Am     G      F
You'll be my dragon slayer wife

                    A#
All right! Now it's time to decide

            Esus4                      E
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?