Ninja Sex Party – Dinosaur Laser Fight (Ukulele)

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[Verse]
C       F    G
Hey boys and girls,
This ninja science lesson's
C           F     G
Gonna rock your world
So close your eyes and travel
C
back in time with me and

G                             C               F      G
Ninja bri. It's gonna blow your mind to shit!
It was an ordinary
C            G
Day at dinosaur high
Then stegosaurus raised his
C               G
Hand and called for high fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this
C                   G
then got pissed because his tiny wrist

                             C                                    F
Caused his high five to miss and he was like "FUCK THIS!"
[Chorus]
C
Oh yeah

G
Hell yeah

C
It was an oldschool

F
dinosaur laser fight

C
Oh yeah

G
Hell yeah

C
Just a classic dinosur laser fight
[Instrumental] C F G C F G It was a futuristic
C                           G
Prehistoric throwdown
And it was quiet because
C                                     G
It's in space there's no sound
Did I mention this took
C                                        G
place in space? It did so shut your face
Also there
C                            F
Were robots and sharks
(Chorus) - the second chorus has a lyrical variation. Rather than a repeated 'oh yeah, hell yeah' sequence, The second part goes; 'in space, with sharks. Just an old school dinosaur laser fight' [Instrumental] C G
                    C       F
It's fucking science
Just ask Albert
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Einstein. He invented spaaaace....
Then a bunch of fucking
C      F         G
Aliens from Mars
Showed up ripping solos
C      F         G
On v-neck guitars
The dinos, sharks and robots
C               F          G
Saw they came in peace
So they killed them with
C                    F
Lasers. Holy shit!
Then they had a
C            F         C
Laser party

            F
Laser party

            C
Holy shit!

             F
Laser party

C           F
Laser party

C
FUCK!