Ninja Sex Party – Death Metal (Guitar)

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We were writing this album

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My manager called and said: "we need a hit".

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He said: "your music's not current enough for the kids,

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so write a death metal song". We said: "Heck yeah you got it!"

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So I got out my beach ball,

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my Hawaiian shirt with little coconuts on the sleeves

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and wrote this brutal jam while the tall palm trees

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began to sway gently in the island breeze.

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Death metal, the metal of death.

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Better drink that margarita before your last breath.

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The taste of Satan from our rock armada,

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An umbrella of evil in your piña colada.

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Death metal, put on your leis.

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Surfin' waves as your rotting mortal soul decays.

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Lay back in the sand and drift slowly away,

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and renounce your God's existence at the seafood buffet.

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Our manager called us back and said:

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We laughed at the way he's always joking around

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and then we tuned our ukuleles to get that dark sound.

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We were in the metal festival that night

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To play with some bands, it as such a great list.

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Like Demigod Slut and Chasm of filth

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and Maggot Desecration And Graves of Piss.

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SPOKEN: "Steel drum solo! Defile me with that sax! Easy on those coconut shrimp, Jerry!"

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Death metal, the metal of death.

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Tanning lotion on Corpse, he needs a high SPF.

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Playing frisbee all day, you'll be running like a cheetah.

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Sacrificing goats with a sweet señorita.

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Death metal, choke on our scum

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Thanks for joining us today for all our tropical fun

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I have to say this vile concert went well

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Now suck this music tribute to our dark lord in hell!