Ninja Sex Party – Courtship Of The Mermaid (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Gm Bb F Gm
Bb Dm Eb F
[Verse 1]
Gm Bb F Gm Once upon a morning dawn Bb Dm Eb F Ninja Brian and I happened upon Gm Bb F Gm A gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we Bb Dm Eb F both gazed upon a bold sight so fair Gm Bb F Gm See there, beneath the blue waterfall Bb Dm Eb F A mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled, Gm Bb F Gm Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face Bb Dm Eb F For every lithe movement was exquisite grace
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm Bb F Gm I trembled in silence at the love of my life Bb Dm Eb F Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right
[Chorus]
Eb Bb Eb Bb "Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit Bb Gm Eb F Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it Gm F Eb Bb It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves Eb Bb Eb F Now marvel and witness the glory of... Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb loooooove...
[Spoken Interlude]
N.C.
Here comes the pizza!
[Verse 2]
Gm Bb F Gm The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze Bb Dm Eb F For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese Gm Bb F Gm I don't see how I may get her soul to listen Bb Dm Eb F Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens Gm Bb F Gm I need to dream an ingenious new scheme Bb Dm Eb F So this angel shall open her heart to me
[Chorus]
Eb Bb Eb Bb "More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too Bb Gm Eb F Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you! Gm F Eb Bb As choirs of angels sing out to the sky Eb Bb Eb F In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall... Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F flyyyy...
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[Spoken]:
Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the
mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on,
I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please?
No? Cool. Fuck you guys.