Ninja Sex Party – Best Friends Forever (Guitar)

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Strawberries and Cream Performance notes: The intro is arppegiated downwards on the recording, and I do so with the top four strings on open Am, barred F and G, and open E. [Intro] Am F G E [Verse] (Steady strum, with accents)
  Am                    E
Today was my birthday party

        F            C 
It was so moving I cried

  C/B    Am           E
I had a super happy good time

       F                                Bm E
Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!)

     Am            E
So I ran into the bedroom

                   F                C  
Where there were still some folks alive

   C/B    Am         E
We had pajama jammy pillow fight

      F                      Bm E 
But tragically no one survived
[Chorus]
Dm  C   G
           Hey there Ninja Brian!

C    C/B F
           We're awesome together

Dm   C   G
           You know that I'm not lyin'

C    C/B F
           We're best friends forever!

Dm   C   G
           But if you wouldn't mind there's

C    C/B F
         One thing I'd like to request

Dm   C   G
    It'd sure be great if you could please stop

C    C/B  F
   Murdering all of my other friends
[Post Chorus]
F                      G   F           G
   That's a dick move, bro. Dick move.
[Verse]
     Am              E 
This morning at the dog park

         F                    C
I met a cool new bunch of guys

C/B        Am            E
Now we're hanging out together

           F                         Bm E
And everything GODDAMMIT NINJA BRIAN

  Am                  E
A few deaths I could look past

          F                   C
At three hundred I was concerned

    Am                     E
But fifty thouand murders later

                  F                  Bm  E
I'm starting to think you'll never learn
[Chorus]
Dm   C   G
           Hey there Ninja Brian!

C    C/B F
           Just always remember

Dm   C   G
           Through the good times and the homicides

C    C/B F
           We're best friends forever!

Dm   C   G
           I think that I can solve the problem

C    C/B F
           Meet your new friend Ninja Jim

Dm   C   G
           I know you guys'll get along great

C    C/B F
           Except for the fact you just murdered him
[Transiton Half Chorus]
Dm        C          G                   C  C/B        F
  Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you!
[Reprise Chorus W/ Solo]
Dm C G        C     C/B F
Our jams will reign supreme

   Dm      C         G
As long as you don't stab me

           C    C/B F
We'll be a legendary team
[Post Chorus/Outro]
F                             G
   Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? 

         F                               G
Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.

Am
  Good talk, buddy.
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