Ninja Sex Party – 6969 (Guitar)
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Chords
[Transposing up +2 semitones (using the buttons on the left) makes for an easier key to play in, though these
are the chords from the original recording]
[OVERTURE]
Dm
(Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth"And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes,
destined to save the future from itself)
A Dm G C
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 (Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it?) (...) (Yeah okay, cool) Gm F Csus4 C Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align Gm F Eb Ebsus2 The speed of light's for pussies; we're going at the speed of Brian Gm F Csus4 C Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time Db Ab Cb Gb F (Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year) F/A Bb Cadd4 Sixty-nine F/A Bb Cadd4 Sixty-nine F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole beyond the Milky Way Eb/Db Db That shit's far Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Db Dbsus4 Db To a time of Earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid Eb/Db Db Twice as hard D Em/D A/D D Em/D A/D We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade E/D D Here we are A Dm G C Open the bay doors and F/A Bb Cadd4 Let's live the dream F/A Bb Cadd4 Give the world a double team F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream
[SOLILOQUY]
Cm Gm F (Wait, this place isn't sexy at all!
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed)
Eb Bb Ab I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex Cm Gm F Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks Eb F Gm Db Eb Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance Eb F Gm Db Eb Without the thrill of boning, what is life? Eb F Gm Db We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders...
[CONFRONTATION]
Gm Eb Bb F ...tonight (Excuse me, Dick Elders?)[What do you want?] Gm Eb Bb F I know it's most unusual to come before you so Gm Eb Bb F But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone Gm Eb Bb F We've come from the past to introduce you to ass [Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party! You will ruin our plans!] Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Guards! Sound the alarms! Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 If people have sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 There'll be a revolution and they'll think for themselves Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 We control this planet of unsatisfied wood Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Why does being evil always feel so damn good? A Dm G C Fuck that bullshit F/A Bb Cadd4 We'll make it right F/A Bb Cadd4 Get ready for a sexy fight F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite Gm F Csus4 C (Tonight,) We're taking flight, we have to find a girl Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 [Shoot the fucking lasers! Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!] Gm F Eb Ebsus2 Show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 [All the fuckin lasers! All the fuckin lasers at 'em!] Gm F Csus4 C A new sex king will rule; let the boner banners be unfurled
[DISCOVERY]
Db Ab Cb Gb F (Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!) F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure
Cm Gm F
Cm Gm F I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams Eb Bb Ab Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines Cm Gm F The love we make will save the Earth from this oppressive dick regime Eb F Gm Db (Whoa-oh-oh) We're having sex now Eb F Gm N.C. (Whoa-oh-oh) To change the world Eb F Gm Db (Whoa-oh-oh) You brought your friends now Eb F Gm N.C. (Whoa-oh-oh) Oh shit, they're girls!
[REVOLUTION]
Cm Gm F I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show Eb Bb Ab A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe Cm Gm F The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow (let's go!) Eb F Gm Db (Whoa-oh-oh) But what about the Elders? Eb F Gm N.C. (Whoa-oh-oh) We tore their world to shreds Eb F Gm Db (Whoa-oh-oh) Maybe they'll be cool with it Eb F Gm (Whoa-oh-oh) (Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?)
N.C.
[You two are fucking...]
[ESCAPE]
Gm Eb Bb F [...dead!] So much for that, it's time to put on pants Gm Eb Bb F And run away from their Death Army which is starting to advance Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 [Shoot the fucking lasers! Way more fucking lasers at 'em!] Gm Eb Bb F We can't die, we're way too young and there are so many girls to bone Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 [Shoot the fucking lasers! Way more fucking lasers at 'em!] Gm Eb Bb F But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall! Gm [(It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come!
But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!)]
*slash* *screams*
A Dm G C Goddamn, Brian F/A Bb Cadd4 You killed them all F/A Bb Cadd4 Now the empire will fall F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought! (oh yeah!)
[FAREWELL]
Gm F Csus4 C Our work here's done, the future is secure Gm F Eb Ebsus2 But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure Gm F Csus4 C For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure Db Ab Cb Gb F (Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you) F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 (What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!)
F/A Bb Cadd4 Now let us fly F/A Bb Cadd4 Into the night sky F/A Bb Cadd4 And we'll raise a glass to ass F/A Bb Cadd4 In a final goodbye F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 To sixty-nine, sixty-nine F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 Sixty-nine sixty-nine F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) Let us be gone F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) Our quest is life-long F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 Sixty-nine, sixty-nine G/F F Fuck yeah G/F F Fuck yeah
Notes:
- I came up with these chords on keyboard so some of these chords probably suck for guitar.
- "F/A Bb Cadd4" can just be "F Bb C", though it won't sound as faithful to the source.
- For the chords in the "fuckin' wormhole" section, the bass notes can be ignored for simplicity.
- Yes, Cb and Gb are just B and F#. There's a hard-to-explain but good music theory reason for why it's
notated that way and it would physically pain me to see it written with B and F#. Trust me please?