Neutral Milk Hotel – Sign The Dotted Line (Ukulele)

Eb
Let's descend through fog and rain

    G#                              Eb
And see if we can find the same way out

              G#
Of this whole mess

 Eb
Its not as if we'd lose our lives

        G#                            Eb
Or be impaled by carving knives just yet

          G#
No, not unless

    G#              A#
We sign the dotted line

      G#                     A#
So everything will turn out fine

       Eb
Let's just disregard what makes us tick

     G#                               Eb
And act as if we're really thick and slow 

          G#
taking a hand

     G#              A#
and sign the dotted line

      G#                     A#
So everything will turn out fine

    G                             G#
And if its not what it appears to be

                              G
We'll get down on our bended knees

                                 G#
And lick the shit of which they stand

           A#
Until it shines. 

     Eb
Let's go away to somewhere new 

       G#                            Eb
where people haven't got a clue and blend 

          G#
into the crowd

     G#              A#
And sign the dotted line

     G#                      A#
So everything will turn out fine

    G                                 G#
And if its not what its cracked up to be

                           G
?We'll sit in sick so passively?

                                  G#
We'll smile and nod and be well dressed

            A#
For our decline