Nerf Herder – Pervert (Guitar)

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My favourite Nerf Herder song! CHORDS: E5* (played on 7th fret A string or 2nd fret D string (Parry Gripp plays the latter way)) E5 (open E power chord) G5 (3rd fret E string) C5 (3rd fret A string) A5 (5th fret E string) E8 (7th fret A string, octave chord) F#8 (9th fret A string, octave chord) G8 (10th fret A string, octave chord) A8 (12th fret A string, octave chord) G Major (3rd fret E string barre) C Major (3rd fret A string barre) A Minor (5th fret E string barre) B Minor (2nd fret A string barre) D Major (5th fret A string barre) NC (no chords) \ = slide down Strum pattern (spare barre chords): 8th notes in 4/4, one bar per each chord/note. Strum pattern (barre chords): once per chord. there's a small bit of picking afterwards, but it's not too important. [Intro] E5* G5 E5* G5 E5* G5 C5 A5 [Verse 1]
NC       G5            B5
When you met me at the party,

    C5                   G5
You thought I was a nice guy,

        C5            G5
But you didn't have a clue

            C5       A5
At what was going on inside!

  G5            B5
I ordered you a drink

    C5              G5
And asked you for a dance,

    C5           G5            C5              A5
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants!
[Chorus]
      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

      E5*              G5
Can't change the way I am!

      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

      C5             A5
Don't wanna shake my hand!
[Verse 2]
     G5                  B5
That night, you asked me over

   C5              G5
To watch Hollywood squares.

    C5              G5
You left me in your room,

         C5            A5
I left a stain on your teddy bear!

        G5           B5
Can you see it in my eyes?

        C5           G5
Can you see it in my smile?

        C5            G5          C5          A5
Can you see the way I imagine you do it doggy style?
[Chorus]
      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

     E5*        G5
I've got sweaty palms!

      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

   C5               A5
It just goes on and on!

       G5      E5
On and on!

       C5      A5
On and on!

       G5      E5
On and on!

       C5      A5
On and on!
[Solo] E8 G8 E8 G8 E8 G8 G8 A8 [Bridge]
    G                Bm
You called me on the phone,

C                  G
Said you wanted to talk.

    C                  G                C             D
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock?

       G           Bm
So you wanna be my girlfriend,

          C           G
Would you love me any more,
C5 (one hit) NC When you catch me with my Polaroid outside the bathroom door? [Chorus]
      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

       E5*            G5
That's just the way I am!

      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

      C5             A5
Don't wanna shake my hand!

      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

     E5*        G5
I've got sweaty palms!

      E5*        G5
I'm a pervert, a pervert,

   C5               A5
It just goes on and on!

       G5      E5
On and on!

       C5      A5
On and on!

       G5      E5
On and on!

       C5      A5
On and on!
G8 E8 On and on! G8 A8 On and on! G8 \ F#8 \ E8 On and on! G8 \ F#8 \ E8 On and on! G8 \ G5 (one hit) On and on!