Nerf Herder – High School Reunion (Guitar)

Em           C
Who got fat? Who got rich?

G               D/F#
Who is a loser? Who is a bitch?

Em                C
Who is a washout? Who turned gay?

G                       D/F#
Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee?

Em                   C
Who's in the fancy designer pants?

G                    D/F#
Who got the big fake boobie implants?

Em                    C
Who looks good in the rental tuxedo?

    G                     D/F#
Who lives in their van on microwave burritos?

C                       G             D
We're havin' fun at the high school reunion

C                        Em            D
Each and everyone at the high school reunion

C                         G             D
Why don't you come to the high school reunion?

Em                    C
Who got the kids? Who got the divorce?

G                       D/F#
Who's got a date with a face like a horse?

Em                   C
Who's in the papers? Who's in the show?

G                     D/F#
Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow?

Em                     C
Who graduated from the Ivy League school?

    G                     D/F#
Who tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool?

    Em                     C
You sure look pretty, it's been so long

        G                           D/F#
Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom

C                       G             D
We're havin' fun at the high school reunion

C                        Em            D
Each and everyone at the high school reunion

C                         G             D
Why don't you come to the high school reunion?

C
High school reunion

C                           G             D
Who passed out drunk at the high school reunion?

C                       Em            D
Whose B.O. stunk at the high school reunion?

C                       G             D
Who's gonna fuck at the high school reunion?

C
High school reunion

C
High school reunion

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High school reunion