Nerf Herder – 5000 Ways To Die (Guitar)

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[Intro] D A B A G A G D [Verse 1]
              D    A       Bm G
There must be 5000 ways to die

    D                 A               Bm G
And each one ends the same way if you try

     D                  A                Bm              G
Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground

        D          A                  G       D       G       A
And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why
[Verse 2]
        D           A         B   G
And the bastard you hated the most

     D            A          B    G
Will stand up and give you a toast

            D                 A       B                   G
He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end"

           D            A             G     D       G    A
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
[Chorus 1]
   Bm                  G
So get in your car and drive real fast

D                      A
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast

B                  G
Take a bath with a clock radio

D                A
Vodka and Valium overdose

F#            G
Have you ever tried?

G              A           D
There must be 5000 ways to die
[Instrumental] A B G D A G D [Verse 3]
D             A       Bm G
And if you're very lucky

                D              A             B    G
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three

   D               A            Bm                    G
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life

D               A              G        D       G     A
One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage
[Chorus 2]
   Bm                  G
So get in your car and drive real fast

D                      A
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast

Bm                 G
Take a bath with a clock radio

D                A
Vodka and Valium overdose

Bm             G            D              A
All the glamor can be yours with a loaded .44

F#            G
Have you ever tried?

G              A           D
There must be 5000 ways to die
[Outro] A Bm G D A G D Bm D G A G D