Nerf Herder – 5000 Ways To Die (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Bass Tab
Guitar
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
D A B A
G A G D
[Verse 1]
D A Bm G There must be 5000 ways to die D A Bm G And each one ends the same way if you try D A Bm G Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground D A G D G A And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why
[Verse 2]
D A B G And the bastard you hated the most D A B G Will stand up and give you a toast D A B G He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end" D A G D G A Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
[Chorus 1]
Bm G So get in your car and drive real fast D A Up in the attic with a shotgun blast B G Take a bath with a clock radio D A Vodka and Valium overdose F# G Have you ever tried? G A D There must be 5000 ways to die
[Instrumental]
A B G
D A G D
[Verse 3]
D A Bm G And if you're very lucky D A B G You'll get your picture in the paper on page three D A Bm G 25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life D A G D G A One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage
[Chorus 2]
Bm G So get in your car and drive real fast D A Up in the attic with a shotgun blast Bm G Take a bath with a clock radio D A Vodka and Valium overdose Bm G D A All the glamor can be yours with a loaded .44 F# G Have you ever tried? G A D There must be 5000 ways to die
[Outro]
A Bm G D A G D
Bm D G A G D