Morrissey – Girl Least Likely To (Guitar)

Gm        F         E       F
How many times have I been around

Gm        F      E         F
Recycled papers paving the ground?

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Well, she lives for the written word

    Bb           Am       C
And people come second, or possibly third

          Dm     F           G
And there is no style, but I say "well done"

       F          C
To the Girl Least Likely To

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Oh, deep in my heart, how I wish I was wrong

    Gm         F         E        F
But deep in my heart, I know I am not

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And there's enough gloom in her world, I'm certain

Bb        Am      C
Without my contribution

     Dm         F            G
So I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done"

       F          C
To the Girl Least Likely To

Gm          F        E       F
Page after page of sniping rage

   Gm      F            E       F
An English singe or an American tinge

             Bb            Am                Gm    F
"There's a publisher," she said, "... in the new year"

Bb    Am       C
(It's never in this year)

  Dm       F           G
I do think this, but I can't admit it

        F            C
To the Girl Least Likely To

   Gm        F         E       F
So one more song with no technique

Gm        F         E         F
One more song which seems all wrong... 

    Bb      Am          Gm    F
And oh, the news is bad again

Bb  Am      C
"See me as I am" again

        Dm         F      G
And the scales of justice sway one way

        F                    C
In the rooms of Those Least Likely To

     Gm        F             E          F
Oh, deep in my heart, how I want to be wrong

        Gm             F         E           F
But the moods and the styles too frequently change

    Bb     Am   Gm F
From 21 to 25

    Bb Am  C
From 25 to 29

      Dm         F            G
And I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done"

        F          C
To the Girl Least Likely To

    Gm        F      E       F
Oh, one more song about The Queen

   Gm        F         E           F
Or standing around the shops with 'P's

     Bb              Am               Gm    F
"But someone's got to make it!" she screams

   Bb        Am         C
"So why why can't it be me?"

              Dm        F         G             F
But she would die if we heard her sing from the heart

         C
Which is hurt

   Gm        F         E        F
So how many times will I shed a tear?

     Gm        F      E       F
And another stage of verse to cheer

         Bb           Am          Gm    F
When you shine in the public eye, my dear

Bb        Am           C
Please remember these nights

       Dm        F             G
When I sit and support with a dutiful smile

                F             C
Because there's nothing I can say

   Gm          F             E           F
So chuckling, churning, and turning the knife

   Gm      F         E           F
On everything (except their own life)

      Bb        Am            Gm    F
And a clock somewhere strikes midnight

       Bb   Am           C
And an explanation - it drains me

   Dm          F         G
If only there could be a way

           Gm        F         E       F
There is a different mood all over the world

  Gm        F         E       F
A different youth, unfamiliar views

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And dearest, it could all be for you

            Bb        Am      C
So will you come down and I'll meet you?

        Dm        F           G
And with no more poems, with nothing to hear

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Oh darling, it's all for you... 

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Darling, it's all for you... 

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Oh darling, it's all for you...