Morrissey – Get Off The Stage (Guitar)

         D         A
Oh, you silly old man

     D          A
You silly old man

         D        A
You're making a fool of yourself

    G       A     D
So get off the stage

    D         A
You silly old man

         D          A
In your misguided trousers

            D               A
With your mascara and your Fender guitar

         G        A       D
And you think you can arouse us?

         A
But the song that you just sang

            Bm              G
It sounds exactly like the last one

         D
And the next one

                   G
I bet you it will sound

       A
Like this one

 D             A
Downstage, and offstage

          D           A
Don't you feel all run in?

            D                     A
And do you wonder when they will take it away?

     G        A      D
This is your final fling

             D           A
But then applause ran high

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But for the patience of the ones behind you

      D                      A
As a verse drags on like a month drags on

            G            A          D
It's very short, but it seems very long

         A
And the song that you just sang

            Bm              G
It sounds exactly like the last one

         D
And the next one

                   G
I bet you it will sound

       A
Like this one

     D             A
So, get off the stage

      D           A
Oh, get off the stage

      D               A
And when we get down off of the stage

        G            A           D
Please stay off the stage - ALL DAY!

     D             A
So, get off the stage

      D           A
Oh, get off the stage

      D                 A
And when we've had our money back

          G         A         D
Then I'd like your back in plaster

         A
Oh, I know that you say

     Bm          G
How age has no meaning

          D                     G
Oh, but here is your audience now

                A
And they're screaming:

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Get off the stage

     D            A
Oh, get off the stage

              D          A
Because I've given you enough of my time

         G           A          D
And the money that wasn't even mine (Have you seen yourself recently?)

     D             A
Oh, get off the stage

     D             A
Oh, get off the stage

      G        A    D
For whom the bell tolls