Morrissey – Alsatian Cousin (Ukulele)

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Were you and he Lovers ?

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And would you say so if you were ?

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On a forecourt

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On a Friday

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Passing my way

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Oh...

Em                      C    
Were you and he Lovers ?

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And if you were, then say that you were!

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On a groundsheet

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Under canvas

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With your tent-flap

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open wide

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A note upon his desk

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"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"

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Leather elbows on a tweed coat

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-Oh!-

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Is THAT the best you can do ?

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So came his reply :

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"But on the desk is where I want you!"

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So I ask (even though I know, oh): 

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Were you and he lovers?