Modern Baseball – Two Good Things (Guitar)

G                   Em                       C
Trying hard not to look like I'm trying that hard

                     D            D (hold)
Failing miserably at everything, including that

G                  Em                         C
Making plans in my head right before I go to sleep

                       D                           G
Trying to think of who could make a better me than me

G                       Em
Maybe I'll shoot him an email

                      C
Maybe he'll give it a go

                           Em          D            G
Then I'll be free to just evaporate, disperse, or implode

                         Em
Picking at holes in my jeans

                 C             Em
There's so much God in my gene pool

G                                D     G
Not feeling lonely, I just like being alone

           Em       C     G                 D
I've called A through F already but no one knows

           Em       C        G             D
Why one girl, one band, two paychecks are more than I can handle

          Em           C             G                 D
Mathematically that can't be more than one end of a candle

         Em             C         G
Bottom of the ninth, can't find my socks

      D
Lord knows

     Em            D           C                        Em
I'm stuck between two good things, but I just wanna get out

Em     D
Mom knows

    Em                      C
I should have been home an hour ago

        G          D                         C
But I'm still outside, not doing anything wrong

      Em                            C                       D
Just walking in circles, replaying high school songs in my head

               Em        C        G
Because it's better than lying awake