Modern Baseball – Tears Over Beers (Ukulele)

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When I was just a boy, we'll call it 15 or so,

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I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in my bones

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That girl who's next to me, she found herself bored to tears

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She realized that if she wanted conversation, she's out of luck for three

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more years

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When I moved away from home, 100 miles or so,

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I knew a change had grown inside my awkwardly long limbs and bones

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That girl who's next to me, she's friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,

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But all she has to say is a meat head-themed monologue on why Brad ran away

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She said, "All I can hope for is for me to get better,

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because all I can take is no more.

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I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends.

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He won't need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me.

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He needed more than me

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I'm friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,

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But he needed more than me."

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When I felt that I should leave, we'll call it midnight or so,

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I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in her bones

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That girl who's next to me, she don't know her worth in this town,

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because her face starts to shine when that meat head behind me

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Is grinning as he's checking her out

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I said, "All I can hope for is for you to get better,

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Because all I can take is no more.

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I'll hide where I can, away from you and your friends,

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leaking tears over beers once again.

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leaking tears over beers once again.

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leaking tears over beers once again."