Modern Baseball – Broken Cash Machine (Ukulele)

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[Intro] C C Bm C C C F C F D F [Verse 1]

 C             G
Home alone on Friday night

    C               F
No better time for exercise

     G                 C
And wishing you were still my girlfriend

 C                   G
Sweeping floors and folding napkins

  C                F
Praying something cool might happen

     G                C
The sun explodes, we die

     C
The world ends

 C             G
Talking to my friends about stuff

 C              F
Nasty beer and plastic handcuffs

 G
Back when them and you and me

        F
Would share our space in harmony

[Chorus] N.C. Oh, why did I do that? N.C. Why does everything collapse? N.C. Even when it's glued together

C
  Hey, why did I do that?

        F
I make everything collapse

      G                C
Even when it's glued together

[Interlude] C C [Verse 2]

 C              G
Questioning my awkward footing

 C              F
Mixing bitter pills with chocolate pudding

G
 Hiding gifted fixtures

 C             G
Trying not to say words out loud

 C                F
Wondering if I'm talking too loud

G                         C
My eyes burning holes in your old pictures

[Chorus]

C
Oh, why did I do that?

          F
Why does everything collapse?

      G
Even when it's glued together

C
  Hey, why did I do that?

        F
I make everything collapse

      G                C
Even when it's glued together

[Chorus]

C
 Fuck you why did I do that?

           F
It's your fault I can't relax

               G
But nothing's changing while I'm sitting here

      F                        C
With both hands glued together