Misc Unsigned Bands – Jasper Carrot - Day Trip To Blackpool (Guitar)

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Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool

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An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money on chips and bingo

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Hour after hour we spent in a bar and we drank a barrel of cider

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And on the way back I was sick over Jack and the rain came down

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Oh do you recollect the havoc we wrecked as we vandalised the sea front

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Sydney the punk lost a chunk from his head when he nutted a parking meter

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I'll never forget all the fish that we ate as we staggered round the fairground

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We distributed eels from the big ferris wheel and the rain came down

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Oh do you recall the thrill of it all as we organised a gang bang

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Under the pier a bottle of beer and a plastic doll called Vinyl Vera

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It ruptured the two at the front of the queue and then it came to my turn

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But I couldn't begin 'cos the tide had come in and the rain came down

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Oh Eric and Sid they bet us a quid they could climb the Blackpool Tower

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Newcastle Brown made Eric fall down and we carried him into a Wimpy bar

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Sydney threw up right into his cup and we had to call the waiter

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Then Eric was ill all over his bill and the rain came down

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Oh Eric and me we wanted a pee so we climbed upon the bandstand

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We recycled booze all over our shoes and quite a lot over the band as well

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We jumped in our car but we didn't get far as a policeman waved us down

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We must have been out of our brain 'cos we came down by train and the rain came down

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Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool

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An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money in magistrate's fines

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We stood in the dock till at least three o'clock and the jury found us guilty

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We were fined two and six 'cos the judge was half pissed and the rain came down

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And the rain........came.......down