Misc Unsigned Bands – Homer And Jethro - Jam-Bowl-Liar (Guitar)

A        Bm      
Goodbye, ma'am, we gotta scram down the 

A
highway.

A
Stick out your thumb, you son-of-a-gun, 

      D
goin' my way?

        D                    A
I got a ride with a guy in a wagon.

     Am          A                  D
In a sack on the back that he was a-draggin'.

D                                         A
Jam-bowl-liar, shoo-fly pie, an' bananner puddin'.

A                                       D
Cause tonight I'm a-gonna see ol' Sally Goodin.

D                                   Am
Danced all night, on my feet wore a blister.

       A                         D
Had to sidetrack her nose when I kissed her.

D                                A
On the couch side by side we was settin'.

A                                    D
And just about the time we started a-pettin'.

D                                         A
Some big hick throwed a brick through the winder.

A                                      D
Hit her side, hurt her pride, broke my finger.

D                                  A
Jam-bowl-liar, horse-meat pie on a push-cart.

A                               F         D
Flipped my lid, always did love that Fred Hart.

D                                             A
It was rough, the meat was tough, I chewed it slow.

A                                       D
Almost choked when some bloke hollered, Whoa!

D                                           A
Jam-bowl-liar an' a pizza pie an' a bowl o' soup 

A                                         D
Spotted ham and a can o' choc'late-coated sardines.

D                                           A
When we sing, it sounds just like a cat-and-dog fight.

A                     B      A            D
But we don't sing for money, just for spi-ite.