Misc Unsigned Bands – Gurpageproductions - Jizz Cake (Guitar)

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'Jizz Cake' by GurpageProductions (song starts at 1:10) The song is just G D and Em repeated for the whole song except for the start and a short plucking section at the end G D Em
     Em                   G
I'll bake you a jizz cake

          D            Em
made of jizzzzz

        G           D
fuckin' bake a jizz cake

                 Em
made of jizz and flour and eggs and jizz

           G                D
but mainly jizz in the jizz cake

       Em
mainly jizz

       G                    D                    Em
mainly jizz in the jizz cake, jizz in the jizz cake

                 G                D             Em
bakin jizz cakes for the homeless and poor and destitute

       G     D               Em
fuckin jizz cake for you son here you go

       G                     D      Em
dinnae choke on the jizz cake

       G           D            Em
dinnae choke choke choke on the jizz cake

       G                  D                 Em
mainly jizz and flour and eggs and marmalade

                          G
eggs and marmalade in the jizz cake

D     Em
mate here you go mr homeless man

       G    D     Em
need a jizz cake?

    G       D                 Em
hey fat man here you go its a jizz cake

     G               D          Em
hey skinny man heres 3 cos you need 3 youre fucking anorexic

     G          D           Em
eat my jizz cake jizz its a jizz cake

        G                 D                   Em
made of jizz and flour and eggs and yeast and shite and cum and baked fuck

G         D                       Em
fuck your jizz cake mate I put my dick in the jizz cake

     G
fuck jizz cake

D                Em
fuck yer jizz cake mate

G                   D                             Em
can i have a custom jizz cake from my own DNA please?

                       G                   D                Em
Ive collected some in a test tube please sir I will pay you with my cash

G         D                   Em
jizz cake coming for your jizz cake son

             G            D
ive got some jizz cake

             Em
jizz, theres jizz in this cake

G         D
jizz cake

Em
jizz cake

     G     D  Dsus4   Em
e||--3-----2--3-------0---------------------------||
B||--0-----3---3------0---------------------------||
G||--0-----2----2-----0---------------------------||
D||--0-----0-----0----2---------------------------||
A||--2-----x----------2---------------------------||
E||--3-----x----------0---------------------------||
this cakes awfy sticky