Misc Unsigned Bands – Ground Crew - Raccoon (Ukulele)

E                                     C#7
Under your porch and up your tree, raccoon

     B7                              E6     Baug    
more kids than a catholic family, raccoon

     E                                       C#7
they don't have jobs or worries or cares, raccoon

             B7                                      E6    E7  
and when the sun goes down the backyard's theirs, raccoon

        A                  Gdim
oh they vivisect cats and eviscerate dogs

        E                 C#7
they're bold as brass and bossy as hogs

     F#m                B
they made me write this tune

F#m      B
(whistling)

   E6    Baug
Raccoon

        E                                         C#7
you can scream and stomp and throw a holy fit, raccoon

                 B7                                   E6     Baug    
but they'll just look at you like you're an idiot, raccoon

   E                                               C#7
my cousin tried to stab one with a patio chair, raccoon

         B7                                                    E6    E7  
it went away and came back, you know it really didn't care, raccoon

          A                     Gdim
is that a motorbike, is that an Uzi going off

          E                         C#7
no it's a baby raccoon stuck in the neigbour's eavestrough

     F#m                       B
well mom and dad will be along soon

F#m      B
(whistling)

   E6    E7
Raccoon

        E                                               C#7
you can fortify your trashcan with titanium netting, raccoon

           B7                                                E6     Baug    
but in the morning it'll look like an Australian wedding, raccoon

        E                                                              C#7
they're organized and networked and i know they're up to something, raccoon

                B7                                               E6    E7  
they're forming lobby groups and going after federal funding, raccoon

         A                           Gdim
aah they hold their ground, and they stare you down 

             E                       C#7
because they rule the roost and they run this town

F#m           B
natures hired goon

   F#m                      B
no use for a knife, fork or spoon

       F#m                 B
to the moon, Rocky, to the moon!

   E   Am   E
Raccoon!