Misc Unsigned Bands – Dos Dedos - 1800 Transvestite Sluts (Guitar)

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       A#                        C
When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,

          G                      A#   G   A#
i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.

       A#               C
i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner

     G                         A#   G    A#
i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
CHORUS
        A#       C              
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts

              G                 A#     G    A#
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks

 A#        C                       G                   A#    G    A#
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah
A#,C,G,A#/G/A# ,A#,C,G,A#/G/A#
       A#                  C
I slip into my panties, into my fishnets

            G                    A#    G   A#        
i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet

    A#                     C
i grab my anal probe and i ram it home

         G                       A#   G   A#
while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)
CHORUS then BRIDGE
 E                G
and in the day, when nobodies home

 A#                             C
i feel the k k calling of my telephone

  E                 G
i grab my dildo,my ky jelly

  A#                         C
my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)

        A#       C              
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts

              G                 A#     G   A#
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks

 A#        C                       G                   A#    G    A#
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak 

   A#             C              
 1800 yeah the trannies are comin

              G                 A#        G   A#
They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming

 A#             C               
1800 yeah you better run fast

  G                                 A#
cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
OUTRO (repeat)
 #a          C           G            A#/G/A#
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