Misc Unsigned Bands – David - Womble Is A Faggot (Guitar)

     C
Oh Womble is a faggot,

     G
And his dick looks like a maggot.

     C
He's made himself a habit,

     G            C
Of wanking like a rabbit.

     C
He came out of his burrow.

     G
His brow was a great furrow.

     C
For he was sowed with sorrow,

     G                   C
And the damage was quite thorough.

     C
He'd gone and chopped his manhood off,

     G
For his dick was sore from a great jerk-off.

     C
His pain had caused much panic,

     G                        C
And the cutting off was quite manic.

     C
Oh Womble is a faggot,

     G
And his dick looked like a maggot.

     C
But then he lopped it off in a rush,

     G                           C
All that was left was a bunch of mush.