Misc Unsigned Bands – Daniel Robledo - Dont Mess With Me (Ukulele)

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Written by: Daniel Robledo Song: Don't Mess With Me Easy and fun song to play and sing Enjoy! [Intro] 2X C G C F C G C [Verse 1]
   C        G
I like your butt and

   C        F
I like your hair

   C         G
I like your boobs and 

   C       F
I like to stare

   C        G
I like to smoke and

   C        F
I like to drink

     C       G
When I get stoned

    C           F
I look like a chink

     C        G
When I get stoned

  C           F
I go out and skate

     C      G
Then I go home and 

 C         F
Eat some cake

   C       G
I know I'm cool

        C        F
But it doesn't change

     C          G
The fact that I have

   C       F  
Horrible Aids and
[Chorus] 2x
 C          G  
Gonorrhea, Syphilis and

C              F
Everything between

      C                G
I'll give them all to you

         C             F
If you ever mess with me
[Verse 2]
      C         G
Your mom is a whore

    C               F
I fucked her last night

        C              G
Don't worry about it cause

            C          F
She didn't put up a fight

    C                     G
It won't help you if you tell her

    C            F
I think she's a bitch

         C             G
She's waking up in the morning

         C
With a really bad itch
[Chorus]
C          G  
Gonorrhea, Syphilis and

C              F
Everything between

      C                G
I'll give them all to you

         C             F
If you ever mess with me

C          G  
Gonorrhea, Syphilis and

C              F
Everything between

      C                G
I'll give them all to you

     C             
So don't you mess with me
C (End with C) --END--