Misc Unsigned Bands – Citizen Smart - Bedroom Tax Song (Ukulele)

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I'm a welfare state wean, we live on the bottom flair

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But we're no allowed to even live there any mair.

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They say we've got too many rooms, in our social rented flat

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We've an eight by ten foot boxroom where you cannae swing a cat

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Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat

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Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that

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They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan

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When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one

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Noo ma auntie's in a wheelchair, but these Tories dinna care

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They say they have a deficit, she got to pay her share

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£60 a month they'll take, then leave her tae her fate

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Whilst gieing millionaires a tax cut, cause they say they're due a break

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Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat

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Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that

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They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan

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When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one

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Noo that Buckingham Palace looks a pretty roomy gaff

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And the ludger there gets benefits at rates that make me laugh

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A civil list, plus perks, worth nearly ninety million pounds

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With her other dozen mansions lying empty a' year round

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Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat

                                   C
Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that

    F                                   C
They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan

        F                                               C
When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one

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Noo those MPs doon in Westminster must think that we're 'a dense

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Wi their second home apartments, where the public pays their rent

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They even get a food allowance, two hundred quid a week

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But they're claiming we're the scroungers, is their arse up in their cheeks?

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Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat

                                   C
Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that

    F                                   C
They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan

        F                                               C
When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one

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So we've formed a Federation and we're gonna have our say

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The Bedroom Tax it has to go, and we ain't gonna pay

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We're gonna march on London tae demand our civil rights

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Like nae mair Tories and their Liberal shite

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Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat

                                   C
Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that

    F                                   C
They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan

        F                                               C
When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one