Misc Unsigned Bands – Casting Call For A Best Friend (Guitar)

  Bb
I met this girl she’s really nice

     Bb
Her name is Sarah Hertsonweiss

     Gm
She looks a lot like me

          Bb
But that dress kind of makes her look fat

      Eb                       F
And if I were her I’d hide my hair in my hat

  Bb
I met this girl shes really cute

     Bb
Shes really talented to boot

     Gm
Her name is Petulia

   Bb
I hear that shes a great actor

    Eb              F
Too bad she uses imitation max factor

           Bb
There can only be one of my type in this town

        F                     Bb
And its bad enough that I am short

          Bb                  Eb
There can only be one still standing her ground

F                    Bb
After the coroners report

  Bb
I met this girl who’s really nice

      Bb
I bet that she’s got pubic lice

    Gm
She got from her ex Boyfriend

   Gm                  Bb
Or just because shes a whore

   Eb         F
A dirty ugly whore

  Bb
I met this girl who’s really cute

Bb
With a face id like to shoot

        Gm
Shes always taking my parts

         Gm                 Bb
Well at least I can sing on key

Eb          F
Lalalalala look at me

           Bb
There can only be one ingenue’s best friend

          F                     Bb
And I’m gonna get cast in this show

           Bb               Eb  
There can only be one left alive in the end

          F                      Bb
And I’ll tell you how far I will go

       Gm
I will go to her agent and tell them she’s pregnant

D
Create a few nasty detours

       Gm                    Eb
I will go to the office and file a report

                 F
That she’s been taking non-equity tours

         Eb                    Bb
I will blacklist her name and say she hates gays

           D                      Gm
Tell her manager she’s shopping around

        F                 Gm
I will post nude pics of her on the web 

        A                          Bb
Cau’se horse face you’re so going down

   F       Eb       F
I hate you so damn much 

        Bb
Please die

     Bb
And when the smoke has cleared away

Bb
On that happy day of days

     Bb
When I’m on broadway

    Gm                 Bb
And all my dreams are revealed

         Eb                        F
They’ll find what’s left of your head in a field

Bb
Why do they all have to move in next door

            F                        Bb 
can’t they just take a hint and get goin?

Bb
Just when your champagne’s ready to pour

D                               Gm
Some bitch of a whore gets her foot in the door

F                      Bb
Right when you get a toe in

           B
There can only be one of me in this town

         F#                      G#m 
And I’m sticking my neck out in front

            B                  E
There can only be one still standing her ground 

F#                                            B
You fat friggin cow of a cuuu...aann we play sisters?

    D#
Oh sure!

           G#m
That’d be fine

          B                         E          
But you better watch your back you big stupid bitch