Misc Unsigned Bands – Brett Domino - Gillian Mckeith (Ukulele)
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Artist: Brett Domino
Song:Domino's Gillian McKeith Song
Brett Domino's Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/brettdomino
Tabbed by:Jack Sharp
So I know this song is really more of a parody then an actual song but I really
like it and i'm guessing alot of people out there would like to know how to play
it so here it is :) All credit goes to Brett Domino for writing this hilarious song.
Intro: A - Asus4 - A F#m E x2
1st Verse:
A E F#m D E Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'? A E F#m D I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every E night on ITV. A (strum once for this line) E F#m D Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD, A E F#m And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat D magazine. A E Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle, F#m D E But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble.
Chorus:
A E Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly? F#m D I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli, C#7 D So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya, C#7 D Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias. A E F#m D Oh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief, C#7 D 'Cause the public seem to like causing grief, C#7 D - E So the fainting's only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
A E Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate, F#m D Maybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate, A E Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo, F#m D Maybe it's because you look a bit like a goose. A E Maybe it's because you're pissing people off, F#m D Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp. C#7 D I don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky, C#7 D E But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
2nd Chorus:
A E Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly? F#m D I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli, C#7 D So why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you, C#7 D Don't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia. A E Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un? F#m D First of all you must be getting paid about a million, C#7 D You must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian, C#7 D A So I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain.
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D A Oh Gillian (McKeith).