Misc Unsigned Bands – Battlebards - Halfling Camp (Guitar)

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Now hear ye all you rascals, with your bellies full of pie,

   G                Em                   C                D
And listen to this tale of old where the hero’s four feet high! (Yay!!)

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He’s a master of concealment, and an adept at disguise,

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Which he uses when he’s sneaking past a husband’s watchful eye!

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He’s slain many a villain, be it dragon wolf or wizard,

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And he’s looted chests, of all the best of treasures he could find!

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He’s the undefeated champion, of adventure war and passion,

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And he sings this song as he goes along with a fiddle and a pipe

   G                           C
The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean

  G                D
A sweet lass by my side,

      G            Em 
There ain’t nobody looking so,

  C                D
I squeeze her rump behind.

    G                C
The world is full of monsters vile but

     G                 D
They ain’t here at the time

   G                Em
So lift your roast, propose a toast

         C                  D
To these drunken friends of mine

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Our hero journeyed far and wide, finding riches, gold and magic,

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But he never found his true loves heart, and it made him sad and tired

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then one day while he was walking, he was shot as he was singing,

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An elf maiden fair from over there, with a bow as she was fine.

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She apologized profusely, said she thought he was a dwarf,

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And she carried him to the nearest inn, where she nursed him back to life,

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Well they fell in love directly, and she married him that night,

       G                Em                C                D
So the Halfling and the comely Elf made a song about their time.

   G                           C
The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean

  G                D
A sweet lass by my side,

      G            Em 
There ain’t nobody looking so,

  C                D
I squeeze her rump behind.

    G                C
The world is full of monsters vile but

     G                 D
They ain’t here at the time

   G                Em
So lift your roast, propose a toast

         C                  D
To these drunken friends of mine

   G                           C
The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean

  G                D
A sweet lass by my side,

      G            Em 
There ain’t nobody looking so,

  C                D
I squeeze her rump behind.

    G                C
The world is full of monsters vile but

     G                 D
They ain’t here at the time

   G                Em
So lift your roast, propose a toast

         C                  D
To these drunken friends of mine