Misc Traditional – The Moose Song (Ukulele)

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ARTIST: Tom Payton TITLE: The Moose Song [Verse 1]
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When I was a young man I used to like girls,

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I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,

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‘Til my girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,

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You’d never get treatment like that from a Moose!
Chorus N.C. And it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose! I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose, I’ve had many lovers, my life has been loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose! [Verse 2]
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Now when I’m in need of a very good lay,

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I go to me stables and gets me some hay,

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I opens me window and spreads it around,

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‘Cause Moose always comes when there’s hay on the ground!
[Chorus] N.C. And it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose! I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose, I’ve had many lovers, my life has been loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose! [Verse 3]
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Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night

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And lions and tigers they put up a fight

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But it just ain’t the same when you slams their caboose

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As the feeling you gets when you humps with a Moose!
[Chorus] N.C. And it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose! I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose, I’ve had many lovers, my life has been loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!