Misc Traditional – Johnny Verbecks Machine (Guitar)

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*The tune* (This is the vocal melody. Play it in Drop D)
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*The Chords* (This is the accompaniment. Play it in standard tuning with standard chord shapes) [Verse 1]
      G
There was a little Dutchman

    A
His name was Johhny VerBeck

   D
He made the finest sausages and sauerkraut and spec

   G
He made the finest sausages

     A
That ever will be seen

     D                                           G
Till one day he invented that terrible sausage machine
[Chorus]
   G
Oh Mister mister Johnny verbeck

    A
How could you be so mean

  D
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine

    G
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs

     A
Will never more be seen

        D                                                 G
They'll all be ground to SAUSAGES!! In Johnny VerBeck's machine
[Verse 2]
    G
One day a little dutch boy

     A
Came walking in the store

   D
He bought a pound of sausages and piled them on the floor

    G
The boy began to whistle and

   A
He whistled up a tune

    D                                              G
And all the little sausages went dancing round the room
[Chorus]
   G
Oh Mister mister Johnny verbeck

    A
How could you be so mean

  D
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine

    G
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs

     A
Will never more be seen

        D                                                 G
They'll all be ground to SAUSAGES!! In Johnny VerBeck's machine
[Verse 3]
    G
One day the machine got busted

    A
The darn thing wouldn't go

   D
So Johnny VerBeck he climbed inside to see what made it so

    G
His wife she had a nightmare

      A
While walking in her sleep

    D                                                       D
She gave the CRANK!! an awful YANK!! and Johnny VerBeck was meat!
[Chorus]
   G
Oh Mister mister Johnny verbeck

    A
How could you be so mean

  D
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine

    G
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs

     A
Will never more be seen

        D                                                 G
They'll all be ground to SAUSAGES!! In Johnny VerBeck's machine