Misc Traditional – If Youve Only Got A Moustache (Guitar)

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Oh! all of you poor single men,

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Don't ever give up in despair,

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For there's always a chance while there's life

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To capture the hearts of the fair,

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No matter what may be your age,

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You always may cut a fine dash,

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You will suit all the girls to a hair,___

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If you've only got a moustache,

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A moustache, a moustache,

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If you've only got a moustache.

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No matter for manners or style,

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No matter for birth or for fame,

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All these used to have something to do

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With young ladies changing their name,

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There's no reason now to despond,

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Or go and do anything rash,

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For you'll do though you can't raise a cent,___

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If you'll only raise a moustache,

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A moustache, a moustache,

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If you'll only raise a moustache.

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Your head may be thick as a block,

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And empty as any football,

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Oh! your eyes may be green as the grass

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Your heart just as hard as a wall.

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Yet take the advice that I give,

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You'll soon gain affection and cash,

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And will be all the rage with the girls,___

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If you'll only get a moustache,

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A moustache, a moustache,

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If you'll only get a moustache.

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I once was in sorrow and tears,

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Because I was jilted you know,

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So right down to the river I ran

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To quickly dispose of my woe,

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A good friend he gave me advice,

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And timely prevented the splash,

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Now at home I've a wife and ten heirs,___

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And all through a handsome moustache,

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A moustache, a moustache,

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And all through a handsome moustache.