Misc Traditional – Barnacle Bill The Sailor (Guitar)

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NOTES: SONG IS NSFW AND NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN OR ANYONE WITH A SHRED OF DECENCY "Maiden" parts are 3/4 time, BB's parts are 4/4 * = Single strum each [Verse 1]

   C            G
Who's that knocking at my door?

           G7           C
Who's that knocking at my door?

               C             G
Who's that knocking at my door?

                       C
Said the fair young maiden

[Verse 2]

             C
I just got paid and I wanta get laid,

               G           C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

            C
I'm overboard like Betty Ford

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

      F                   C
I'll sail the sea until I die

  F                C
Drink my whiskey, swear, and lie

   F                 C
But I won't swim or wear a tie

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 3]

C            G
What if Ma and Pa walk in?

     G7           C
What if Ma and Pa walk in?

   C             G
What if Ma and Pa walk in?

          C
Said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 4]

 C
I'll blow your Pa and f----- your Ma,

 G                      C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 C
I’ll slob his knob till he starts to sob

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

      F                       C
I'll hump your ma like I’m a goat

  F                           C
‘Till she talks like Truman Capote [RHYMES WITH 'GOAT']

   F                         C
Then send her out to buy me smokes

        G              C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 5]

C                          G
What if you should go to jail?

G7                        C
What if you should go to jail?

C                         G
What if you should go to jail?

                    C
said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 6]

C
I'll pick the lock with the hairs of me c-----,

 G                      C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

C
It won’t be no trouble, they’re stiff as rocks

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

      F                        C
I'll bust that jailhouse open wide

  F                          C
Then hurry back here by your side

   F                      C
So I can give ya ano-ther ride

        G              C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 7]

C                         G
What if you go back to jail?

   G7                   C
What if you go back to jail?

C                      G
What if you go back to jail?

         C
said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 8]

C
I'll knock down the walls with me swinging balls,

 G           C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 C
I’ll pound ‘em to dust until they fall

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

      F                   C
I'll kick the jailer to the moon

  F                           C
And then dance around like a buffoon

   F                            C
Then come back here and make ye swoon

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 9]

C                          G
What if you should get the chair?

G7                         C
What if you should get the chair?

C                          G
What if you should get the chair?

          C
said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 10]

C
I'll lay a fart and blow it apart,

 G                       C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 C
I’ll push so hard it’ll feel like a shart

        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

      F       C
It’ll be like shock and awe

  F                C
The witnesses will all withdraw

   F                 C
And you and me will sail to Panama

        G
Said Barnacle Bill...

  G
Said Barnacle Bill...

  G
Said Barnacle Bil...l

  G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

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