Misc Traditional – Always Marry An Ugly Girl (Guitar)

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When I was just a young boy

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My father said to me

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Son listen to these words or mine

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They'll save you much misery

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Always marry an ugly girl

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She's the very best kind

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She'll never ever leave you

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And if she does you won't mind

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One day an ugly girl was born

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She had a face just like a lama 

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When they brought her to her daddy

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He went and slapped her momma

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Always marry an ugly girl

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She's the very best kind

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She'll never ever leave you

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And if she does you won't mind

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My brother married an ugly girl

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He was with her all the time

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But when his son stole her away

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He didn't really mind. 

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Always marry an ugly girl

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She's the very best kind

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She'll never ever leave you

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And if she does you won't mind

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My daughter married an ugly girl

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We couldn't understand

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We all felt a little better

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When she became a man. 

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Always marry an ugly girl

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She's the very best kind

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She'll never ever leave you

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And if she does you won't mind

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My son married an ugly girl

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She wouldn't go away

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He burned all her stuff in the backyard

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But she came back anyway. 

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So I went and married an ugly girl

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Don't tell her I said so

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She seems to really love me

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But why I'll never know

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My wife married this ugly man

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I guess I did her wrong

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She went and hit me with a frying pan

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Because I sang this song. 

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Always marry an ugly girl

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She's the very best kind

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She'll never ever leave you

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And if she does you won't mind