Misc Television – The Whitest Kids U Know - God Says (Guitar)

G                 Am
When I was just a child

         G                  C
Before I would turn out the light

    G               Am
I'd kneel beside my bed

           C
And say my prayers every night

    G              Am
Ask God to keep me safe

         G              C
And keep everything all right

         G
Then I'd be real still

     Am
And quiet until

   C 
I could hear his reply

    G                  Am
And God said wash your hands

        G           C
Or your family will die

    G                Am
And Grandpa will get cancer

             C
If you don't touch the stove three times

D       G            Am
   Your dog will run away

       G           C
If you ever tell a lie

  G         Am
Nobody understands

     G                   C
When God says "Wash your hands"

     G                   Am
When God says "Wash your hands"

G                   C   
God says "Wash your hands"

D   G                        Am
    Now as the years went by God stood by me

G                    C
Through the thin and thick

          G                   Am
Though it seems that with his age

                C
The good lord's gone a tad eccentric

      G               Am
Why I need to save my pee

        G            C
I don't understand a lick

         G
But it's better I bet

        Am
Than to live with regret

     C   
So I guess I better do it

D        G               Am
  'Cause God said stay inside

       G            C
Or get flesh-eating disease

             G             Am
I'll totally make some kid retarded

             C
If you don't throw salt when you sneeze

D             G            Am
   And you'll never get to heaven

           G              C
Unless you kill Bill Bellamy

  G         Am
Nobody understands

     G                   C
When God says "Wash your hands"

  G         Am 
Nobody understands

     G                   C
When God says "Wash your hands"

      G                  Am
And I hope that it's all wrong

       G                         C
'Cause God said "Don't sing this song"

      G                  Am
And I hope that it's all wrong

       G               C    D    G
'Cause God said "Don't sing this song"