Misc Television – The Whitest Kids U Know - Get A New Daddy (Guitar)

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A                           F#
Hey there kids, I see you're feeling blue

D                                  A
Parents push you around and tell you what to do

A                                F#  
Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed

A                                F#  
Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead

D                                       A
And I know it makes you angry and you're full of rage

A                                     F#
Well let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age

D                              A
Next time you're angry and you want to fight back

A                             
Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack

A                     C#
And you can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                            A 
Police will take the old one away in a caddy

A                C#
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D
Stay up real late

A
Kick back, and light up a fatty

        A         C#
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                                     A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

A             C#
Get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                                     A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

A                           F#
Now for a little while your new daddy's cool

D                                     A
Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you

A                           F#           
Let's you eat candy and play video games

D                                              A
But your friend's at school all think that he's kind of lame

A                                     F#
Now you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad

D                                A
And all in all this one is really not so bad

A                               F#
But you think you might like to try once more

D            
Take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer

            A         C#
And you can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D
Stay up real late

A
Kick back, and light up a fatty

A                 C#
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                                    A
Police will take the old one away in a caddy

        A         C#      
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                                     A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

A         C#  
Get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                                     A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

A                               F#
Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her

D                                        A
And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty perv's

A                       F#                                      
She has a breakdown and cries and cries

D
And after a while she's institutionalized

             A         C#
Then you can get a new mommy

F#
Get a new mommy

D                                 A
New brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy

A         C#
Get a new mommy

F#
Get a new mommy

D                                   A
A new brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy

A         C#
Get a new mommy, 

F#
get a new daddy

D
Stay up real late

              A
Kick back, and spark up a fatty

        A         C#
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

D                            A
Police will take the old one away in a caddy

        A         C#
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new mommy

     D                           A
A new brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy

A                C#
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy

F#
Stay up real late

D              A
Kick back, and spark up a fatty

        A         C#
You can get a new daddy

F#
Get a new daddy

      D                              A
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy