Misc Television – The Muppet Show - To Morrow (Guitar)

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I started on a journey just about a year ago

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To a little town called "Morrow" in the state of Ohio.

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I've never been much of a traveler, and I really didn't know

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That Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go.

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So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied

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For tips regarding Morrow, not expecting to be guyed.

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Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and return

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No later than tomorrow, for I haven't time to burn."

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Said he to me, "Now let me see if I have heard you right.

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You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night.

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You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today

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For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.

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"If you had gone to Morrow yesterday, now don't you see

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You could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three

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For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right

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Today it gets to Morrow and returns tomorrow night"

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Said I, "I'd like to go to Morrow, co can I go today

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And get to Morrow by tonight, if there is no delay?"

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"Well, well," I said to him, and I've got no more to say

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"Can you get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today?"

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Said I, "I guess you know it all, but kindly let me say

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How can I get to Morrow if I leave this town today?"

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Said he, "You cannot go to Morrow any more today,

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For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way."

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I was so disappointed, I was mad enough to swear

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The train had gone to Morrow and had left me standing there

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That man was right in telling me, "You are a howling jay.

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You cannot go to Morrow." Well I guess in town I'll stay.