Misc Television – The Muppet Show - Lydia The Tattooed Lady (Guitar)

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Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia

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Lydia, the tattooed lady

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She has eyes that folks adore so

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And a torso even more so

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Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia"

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Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tattoo

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On her back is the Battle of Waterloo

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Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too

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And proudly above the waves The Red, White and Blue

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You can learn a lot from Lydia

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She can give you a view of the world

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In tattoo if you step up and tell her where

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For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree

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Or Washington crossing the Delaware

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La da da da da doo

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Oh! Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia

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Lydia, the tattooed lady

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When her muscles start relaxin'

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Up the hill rides Andrew Jackson

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Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia

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Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all

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She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet

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The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat

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And now the old boy's in command of the fleet

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'Cause he went and married Lydia!