Misc Television – The Muppet Show - I Never Harmed An Onion (Guitar)

Drop D (D-A-D-G-B-E)
Key
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Chords

**LYRICS and CHORDS** //Sounds good with some "root, strum, root, strum" type chords if you don't wanna do the whole picking thing [Instrumental]
D D# E7#9
(x2)
[Intro] (spoken) D
   D#                    E7#9
You may not know this

                 E7#9                  D
but I'm really a very sentimental dog

  D#          E7#9
I cry easily

E7#9                  D             D#        E7#9
Onions for instance - always make me cry
[Verse]
D
I'll admit - I split ba-na-nas

     E7#9
Take Easter eggs - and make them dyyye

    A                    A
but-I never harmed - an onion

   A              E7#9     D
so why should they make me cry
(3 beats)
D
Once I saw a salad - dressing

   E7#9                   A
My face got raddish - my oh myyy

    A                  A
but-I never harmed - an onion

   A               E7#9     D
so why should they make me cry
(3 beats) [Bridge]
G7
Potatoes I've mashed

    A
and-berries I've crushed
I've made an artichoke
    F#     G   A
and that's-not-all

     G7
I've also whipped cream

    A
and beaten an egg
(stop on the D)
D7                             A
Yes - I've even made a melon - bawl!! (boo hoo)
(12345) [Verse]
    D
Of all the things above - I'm guilty (waaa)

   E7#9                   A
If punished, I'd know-just whyyy

     A                     A
but *I*'d never harm - an *Onion* (*sniff* ahoo)

   A               E7#9    B
so why should they make me cryyy (uh huh huh, *sniff*)
[Outro]
   A
Oh why

G7          F#
should they make
(*sniff*)
E7#9
me
(*sniff*)
D
cryyyyy (breakdown and blow nose)