Misc Television – The Infinite Monkey Cage Theme Song (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
G B E7 I find quantum mechanics confusing today A7 D G Now science is all the rage B E7 The Hadron Collider is banging away A7 D7 Trying to guess our age
[Chorus 1]
G G7 A particle here, a particle there C A7 D In this weird quantum world bits can be anywhere G B E7 Which might just explain why I'm losing my hair A7 D6 G In the Infinite Monkey Cage
[Verse 2]
B E7 T'other day I heard Mrs. Schroedinger say A7 D G I'm going to put out the cat B E7 Mrs. Heisenberg said oh he might be quite dead A7 D7 I'm uncertain if you should do that
[Chorus 2]
G G7 Unless you've got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox C A7 D I'd leave that poor pussy alone in its box G B E7 That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage A7 D6 G In the Infinite Monkey Cage
[Verse 3]
B E7 Scientists say all the world's just a stage A7 D G That physics is passing through B E7 There may be an infinite number of me's A7 D7 And an infinite number of you's (God help us)
[Chorus 3]
G G7 Over in CERN they are trying to learn C A7 D What can the dark matter be? G B E7 Who gives a fig if the pig can do trig A7 D6 G In the Infinite Monkey Cage
[Verse 4]
B E7 This linear super positional thing A7 D G Is blowing my mind today B E7 The multiverse seems to be made out of string A7 D7 That's what the particle physicists say
[Chorus 4]
G G7 If infinite monkeys type every day C A7 D They may accidentally write Hamlet the play G B E7 But they'd probably just shit on it and throw it away A7 D6 G E7 In the Infinite Monkey Cage (The naughty monkeys) A7 D6 G E7 In the Infinite Monkey Cage (Without your trousers) A7 D6 G In the Infinite Monkey Cage