Misc Television – The Fall Guy - Unknown Stuntman (Ukulele)

          B
Well, I'm    not the kind to kiss and tell

    E                     B
But   I've been seen with     Farrah.

     E                 B                      C#7            F#7
I've   never been with   anything less than a     nine,   so      fine.

      E
I've    been on fire with Sally Field

      B
Gone fast with a girl named Bo

     C#7                                    F#
But      somehow they just don't end up as      mine.

       F#
It's a     death-defying life I lead

E           B
  I take my    chances

   G#m                         E                  B     F#
I     die for a living in the    movies and T. -    V 

        (F#)
But the     hardest thing I ever do

    E                  B
Is    watch my leading    ladies

      C#7                                       F#7
Kiss      some other guy while I'm bandaging my      knee.

        G#m                                                                  
I might     fall from a tall building

   F#       E7                                                                  
I     might     roll a brand new car

       B          F#          G#m                                                   
'Cause    I'm the      unknown      stuntman -

F#            E           F#          B                                                
   That made     Redford      such a     star. 

      B                                                                
I've     never spent much time in school, 

    E                     B                                               
But      I taught ladies      plenty.

      E                  B              C#7               F#7                            
It's     true I hire my    body out for      pay,    hey      hey

      E                                                                      
I've    gotten burnt over Cheryl Tiegs

      B                                                                     
Blown    up for Raquel Welch

           C#7                                 F#          F#7                        
But when I      wind up in the hay, it's only     hay. Hey      hey

        G#m
I might      jump an open drawbridge

F#      E7
   or      Tarzan from a vine

        B           F#           G#m
'Cause     I'm the      unknown       stuntman -

F#             E            F#           B
   that makes     Eastwood      look so    fine.

         C                             F                         C               
They'll    never make me president but   I've got the best first   ladies.

      F                       C                    D7              G7                 
Some    days I've got 'em as    far as the eye can    see – Uuhh -     iih

   F                                                                        
A    morning dive with Jackie Smith, 

   C                                                                        
I    crash in the night with Cheryl,

    D7                                   G                                      
But     in the end they never stay with    me.

         Am                                                                  
I might     fall from a tall building 

    G       F7                                                                  
so    Burt     Reynolds don't get hurt,

         Am                                                                  
I might     leap a mighty canyon 

G     F7                                                                        
  so     he can kiss and flirt.

       Am                                  G                                    
While     that smooth talker's kissin' my    girl -

F7                                                                          
   I'm just kissin' dirt,

      C           G          Am
Yes,     I'm the     lonely     stuntman 

G              F         G          C
  that made a     lover     out of    Burt.