Misc Television – The Characters - The Jeff Song (Guitar)

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As you lay your head down to fall asleep I sit and think about your life

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I hope you have some best friends and a perfect house you’ll make a beautiful wife

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When you are 4 years old, I’m sure youll fall and hurt yourself on your bike

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But your dad will be there to pick you up, holding tears back with all my might

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As you grow and grow and have your first prom and you walk on down those stairs

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You see your dad and the pride in my eyes, and you will know how much I care

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And when you go off to college I will miss you so much I wont know what to do

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And when you get home and you get your dream job I will be so goddamn proud of you

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Meet the man of your dreams, he’ll be handsome and strong and sweep you off your feet

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His name will be Jeff, he will have a good job, and your life will be so complete

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Jeff rides a motorcycle, he takes you for rides and he helps me around the house

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He even shops for you will give you tons of gifts, he’ll buy you your favorite blouse

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Jeff is so frickin cool and he’s so frickin tough, he’s funny as goddamn hell

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Well he cracks me up just the way he says stuff, frickin Jeff: funny as hell

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 You’re at the bar, man says something to you and Jeff knocks him out with just one punch

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He stands over the body and stares down at him and says guess he wanted a knuckle sandwich for lunch

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And I crack up and say Jeff how did you think of that, right off the top of your head?

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Well Jeff just smiles and he winks at me and kisses my daughter so damn hard

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I’m sitting at home all alone when Jeff pulls up, and wants to take you for a ride on his bike

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I answer the door and tell Jeff you’re not at home, you are working late tonight

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And Jeff lowers his head, and he looks real sad, and I swear that he might cry

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I said “Hey there Jeff, don’t be sad I will go with you on that ride”

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With the wind in our hair as we ride down the street I hold on to his waist so tight

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Well the bike and the wind, the rubber the road, Jeff and I are going fast as light

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Well we take a break by the river just on the county line Jeff says I will take good care of your little girl

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I say “what are you doin Jeff don’t be crazy! You could have any girl in this goddamn world”

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And he just laughs and he says “I really love her” as we make our way back to the bike

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Well I step on the road I don’t see the truck comin, Jeff shoves me and he saves my life

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As Jeff lays dyin on that road, the blood pours out of him just like red wiiine

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He says “tell your daughter I love her, and I will miss her” and his head falls and he closes his eyes

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Jeff gave his life for your dad, he’s the best guy in the world

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I miss him, I miss him, I miss him, I miss Jeff every day