Misc Television – Studio C - Everything Sounds Nicer (Guitar)

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Adam: You called for me, boss? Mallory: Oh yes, thank you so much for coming in. Ah, listen, so you're a really great worker and a nice guy.. Adam: Oh, thanks. Mallory: We have to uh... we have to let you uh... Adam: What are you saying? Mallory: I mean we have to fire... You know what? Let me just sing this to you. Adam: No, I don't really think that would help. Mallory: Oh no, it will definitely help, this is gonna be really good, so...
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Everything sounds nicer when you sing

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When you sing

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When you sing

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When you sing
As long as it sounds pretty you can sing
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Evil things

     A
Nasty things

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Violent things

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You can tell your grandma, it's time to put her in a home

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Dump your boyfriend, say he's gonna die alone
N.C. James:That's a pretty song, Mal. Mallory: Hey James, hey. James: Hey. N.C. Mallory: I'm dumping you. James: What?!
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I mean I'm dumping you

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As long as you are singing, they can't trace

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That you just insulted them to their face
N.C. Mallory: Like take Jason here for example, if I just say to him "I want to hurt you", it comes off a little threatening, but if I sang it in a jazzy voice:
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I want to kick you in the head

D
Everything sounds nicer to music

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And it helps that Jason here's an idiot.
N.C. Mallory: Just imagine if doctors used this tactic when diagnosing their patients. Stacey: Look, you have one week to live. N.C. Matt: What?! I am suing you. Mallory: Here doc, let me try.
D                              A                    D
Since your surgery you've been infected through and through
Because this stupid doctor left his iPod inside you.
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You can tell your friend that she looks awful in those pants

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And admit you never ever wash your hands

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I hope you don't mind ruining that blazer

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Security's coming and they're bringing tasers.

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Because you are fired! (Fired! Fired!)

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You didn't do anything wrong!

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You're just fired! (Fired! Fired!)

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You are fired! (Fired! Fired!)
Just 'cause we don't like your face
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You are fired! (Fired! Fired!)

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And you're not getting severance pay.