Misc Television – Spitting Image - Ive Never Met A Nice South African (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Em Bm Am Bm Em
[Verse 1]
Em Bm I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru, Em Bm I've had sunstroke in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu, Em Bm I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal, Em Bm And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall, Am Bm C D I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner - Em Bm But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 1]
C D G No, he's never met a nice South African, C D G And that's not bloody surprising, man! C D G 'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards, D G Who hate black people!
[Verse 2]
Em Bm I once got served in Woolies after less than four week's wait, Em Bm I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late, Em Bm I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool, Em Bm I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school, Am Bm C D I've met a normal merman, and a fairly modest German - Em Bm But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 2]
C D G No, he's never met a nice South African, C D G And that's not bloody surprising, man! C D G 'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers, D G Who smell like baboons.
[Verse 3]
Em Bm I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind, Em Bm That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind, Em Bm I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings, Em Bm I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings, Am Bm C D I've seen a flying pig, in a quite convincing wig, Em Bm But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 3]
C D G No, he's never met a nice South African, C D G And that's not bloody surprising, man! C D G 'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths, D G With no sense of humour.
[Verse 4]
Em Bm I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire, Em Bm At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire, Em Bm I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies, Em Bm I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies, Am Bm C D I've had a nice pot noodle, but I've never had a poodle - Em Bm And I've never met a nice South African.
[Chorus 4]
C D G No, he's never met a nice South African, C D G And that's not bloody surprising, man! C D G Because we've never met one either! C D G D G Except for Breyten Breytenbach, and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
[Coda]
C D G Yes, he's quite a nice South African, C D G And he's hardly ever killed anyone, C D G And he's not smelly at all. D G That's why we put him in prison!