Misc Television – Snl - Women (Guitar)

E
2, 3, 4

        A
The wind is a woman

        D
The earth is a woman

F#m
Fire is a woman

             E
And the clouds are women too

    A
A girl is a woman

    D
A dog can be a woman

    F#m
A baby is a lady

            E                   A                E
And a plant, a plant can have a boob

    A
A shoe can be a woman

                    D
The show "Friends" is a woman

F#m
Garbanzo beans a woman

         E
And San Diego too

A
Jesus was a woman

D
Italians are a woman

F#m
Walt Disney was a woman

         E                       A
And Pixar, Pixar as a pointed shoe

E
2, 3, 4

                         A
The brand of cat food that I buy is a 

D
strong Christian woman

F#m
Milk is a mistress

                E
And the Rubix cube a queen

        A
My guitar is a woman

       D
Bill Maher is a woman

          F#m
Each tapeworm is a woman

           E            A     D
And a woman, a woman is meeeeeeeeee

           F#m   E
A woman is meeeeeeeeee

           A
A woman is me