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TITLE: Shameless Christmas Carol ORIGINAL ARTISTS: Justin Chatwin (JIMMY LISHMAN [J]) Ethan Cutkosky (CARL GALLAGHER [C]) Shanola Hampton (VERONICA FISHER [V]) Steve Howey (KEV BALL [KE]) Emma Kenney (DEBBIE GALLAGHER [D]) William H Macy (FRANK GALLAGHER [FR]) Cameron Monaghan (IAN GALLAGHER [I]) Emmy Rossum (FIONA GALLAGHER [FI]) Jeremy Allen White (LIP GALLAGHER [L]) Laura Slade Wiggins (KAREN JACKSON [KA]) TRANSCRIPTION: Andrew Marsden
C-tuning (gCEA)
C         0003
F         2010
G         0232
Em        0402
Dm        2210
============== INTRO: C VERSE 1
            C               F     G        C
  FRANK:    Christmas comes every freakin' year:

                           F     G        C
  FIONA:    Dumb gifts and empty Yuletide cheer.

                 Em       Dm
  FRANK:    Kick back, be cool,

                         G              C
  BOTH:     'Cause we're in this boat together.

            Em     Dm
  BOTH:     Grab a stool,

                F          G            F      G
  BOTH:     And raise your glass, let's try to laugh.

                 F         G . . (stop)
  ALL:      This too shall pass.

                  C
  ALL:      Hear, hear!
VERSE 2
            C            F       G        C
  ALL:      Roll out the beer, uncork the wine.

                             F         G         C
  ALL:      To grandmother's house for Auld Lang Syne.

            Em      Dm           G             C 
  GIRLS:    We'll endure yet one more cremated turkey.
BOYS: Ooooooo-oooo aaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-aaaa...
                  Em        Dm
  ALL:      While some have fun,

                 F      G          F         G
  ALL:      Like Muslim dudes, and Sikhs and Jews,

                    F       G . . (stop)
  ALL:      Who get Chinese food,

                    C
  ALL:      And a movie.
VERSE 3
            C             F        G      C
  GIRLS:    Whiskey, gin, bourbon, vodka, scotch!

                             F  G            C
  BOYS:     We'll drink most anything you've got.

            Em   Dm              G               C
  KAREN:    Designate, give your keys to someone boring.

                Em               Dm
  ALL:      Get plotzed, without fear.

                F      G
  FRANK:    But if you drive,

                 F      G
  BOYS:     Take Wacker Drive

                    F     G . . (stop)
  ALL:      There's fewer cops,

               C
  ALL:      We hear.
VERSE 4
            C      F     G     C
  FI & V:   Alcoholism's not a joke.

                       F         G        C
  FI & V:   Nor are prescription drugs or dope.

            Em     Dm         G                      C
  GIRLS:    If you quit, we admire your strength and courage.
BOYS: Ooooo-oooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aa-aaaaaaaa...
                Em       Dm
  FRANK:    But let's be clear:

                 F         G            F      G
  ALL:      We'd love your stash, we'll pay in cash,

                F         G . . (stop)
  ALL:      And have some fun,

                 C
  ALL:      This year.
MIDDLE 8 C | C | C | F G | F G | F G | G . . (stop) | C VERSE 5
            C            F        G    C
  ALL:      Why can't we all just get along?

                          F         G 
  ALL:      Perhaps if we sing this stupid song,

            Em       Dm             G               C
  ALL:      And give thanks for the s*** that isn't broken

            Em      Dm
  ALL:      Raise a cheer

                F    G
  KE & L:   For Tina Fey

               F          G
  FR & J:   Corvette Stingrays

                F       G
  FI & V:   For Wrigley Field

                F    G
  IAN:      And Navy SEALs

                F       G
  FIONA:    The Rolling Stones

                F      G
  D & C:    And mobile phones,

                   F    G
  BOYS:     Harley-Davidsons

                F                   G
  ALL:      And Shameless self-promotion

                C
  ALL:      And beer!
OUTRO
                C
  FRANK:    And beer..........................................
ALL: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,
                C
  FRANK:    And beer..........................................
ALL: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,
                C
  FRANK:    And beer..........................................
ALL: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,
                C
  FRANK:    And beer..........................................
ALL: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, FIONA: beer........beer...........
                C
  FRANK:    And beer..........................................
ALL: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, FIONA: Beer...............................................
                C
  FRANK:    And beer........................!
ALL: Beer........................! FIONA: ............................!