Misc Television – Scrubs - Im Dominican (Guitar)

Gm
I've had it up to here, so let me make it very clear

                                       D
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again!

D
Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico (Yes?)

        Adim       D         Gm            Gmadd9 Gm
For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!

Gm
Don't make a big to-do I was simply testing you

                                     D
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "Blaxican"?

D
Babe, you know I know the truth– Well, I need a little proof

        Adim         D              Gm
So list all you know about me or no sex again

                 G7
Uh, let's see....

             Cm                      Gm
Your name is Carla (Oh, yes) You are Latina (Impressive)

         D                   Gm
You're a nurse Your mother's dead

     G          G7
And, wait–I got it!

      Cm                   Gm
Three sisters (Turk!) Two sisters?

          A7                              D
Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off!

         Gm
Tell me, what's my middle name? Okay, I'm tired of this game

                                        D
Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win, again

D
But it's not just me who gets mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff

Adim         D          Gm
Sorry Even I know she's Dominican! Boo-ya!

           G6                       Amadd11
Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan?

Amadd11                         G
How long before we met was I in medicine?

        E                               Am
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin?

     G              D         G
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?

             Cm            Gm
The thing is guys remember facts

          D                                 Gm          G7
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year – Which was three-o-three!

            Cm                 Gm
And that is why our brains are maxed

               A                                  D
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!

      D
Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

D7                                    D#7
Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're– Dominican! (Modulate from Gm to G#m)

           G#m
You're not staying home from work. Will that make you happy, Turk?

                                           D#
I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins

D#
Then I'll return to work today! Now, you're sure that that's okay?

      A#dim           D#7      G#m
I say "¡Sí!" which is "yes" in Dominican! And Puerto Rican! (Turk!)

           G#m         D#  G#m
But you're Dominican!