Misc Television – Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo (Guitar)
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This song comes from the episode My Musical (Season 6 Episode 6) of the awesome tv show Scrubs!
[Intro]
D# D# G# A# D# Hey, Mrs. Miller, we just need a stool sample Cm Cm Cm/A# Cm/A Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut? D G 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear. It's in your butt G7 You see
[Chorus]
C Everything comes down to poo C Em F G From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe Dm C We can figure out what's wrong with you D G By looking at your poo G Turk?
[Verse]
C7 F Do you have a hemorrhoid Gm A D Or is it rectal cancer? C G When you flush your dookie down E7 A You flush away the answer C D It doesn't really matter C D If it's hard or if it's loose F G We'll figure out what's ailing you F As long as it's a deuce G Yes!
[Chorus]
C Everything comes down to poo (everything comes down to poo) C Em F G Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too Dm All across the nation C We trust in defecation D G Everything comes down to poo
[Verse]
C7 F If you want to know what's wrong Gm A D Don't sit and act so cool C G Just be a man and eat some bran E7 A And drop the kids off at the pool
[Bridge]
Amaj7 My stomach hurts, check the poo Dmaj7 I sprained my ankle, check the poo Emaj7 I was shot, check the poo Dmaj7 A homeless guy threw poo in my eye, check the poo Emaj7 Mine or his? Emaj7 G First him, then you F G F G It may be gross, you may say "Shush!" Gm Cm Cm7 A# But we need to see what comes out of your tush A#aug Because
[Chorus]
D# Everything comes down to poo D# Gm G# A# Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu G# Fm D# Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue! G# Fm D# Our number one test is your number two
[Outro]
Fm If there's no breeze G# Light a match, please Cm Fm G Everything comes down to D# D#7 Doo doo Doo doo G# G#m Doo doo Doo doo D# Everything comes down to poo!