Misc Television – Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo (Guitar)

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This song comes from the episode My Musical (Season 6 Episode 6) of the awesome tv show Scrubs! [Intro]
D#                D#      G#     A#    D#
Hey, Mrs. Miller, we just need a stool sample

Cm                                    Cm      Cm/A#   Cm/A
Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?

           D                                                G
'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear. It's in your butt

G7
You see
[Chorus]
C
Everything comes down to poo

         C           Em          F            G
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe

Dm                       C
We can figure out what's wrong with you

   D               G
By looking at your poo

G
Turk?
[Verse]
C7            F
Do you have a hemorrhoid

   Gm    A      D
Or is it rectal cancer?

C                   G
When you flush your dookie down

    E7             A
You flush away the answer

C                 D
It doesn't really matter

        C               D
If it's hard or if it's loose

F                       G
We'll figure out what's ailing you

   F
As long as it's a deuce

G
Yes!
[Chorus]
C
Everything comes down to poo (everything comes down to poo)

C                     Em                F              G
Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too

Dm
All across the nation

   C
We trust in defecation

D                        G
Everything comes down to poo
[Verse]
C7             F
If you want to know what's wrong

      Gm      A      D
Don't sit and act so cool

     C            G
Just be a man and eat some bran

             E7              A
And drop the kids off at the pool
[Bridge]
Amaj7
My stomach hurts, check the poo

Dmaj7
I sprained my ankle, check the poo

Emaj7
I was shot, check the poo

Dmaj7
A homeless guy threw poo in my eye, check the poo

Emaj7
Mine or his?

Emaj7           G
First him, then you

F         G      F           G
It may be gross, you may say "Shush!"

Gm             Cm             Cm7         A#
But we need to see what comes out of your tush

A#aug
Because
[Chorus]
D#
Everything comes down to poo

D#             Gm         G#           A#
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu

G#                Fm             D#
Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!

G#             Fm           D#
Our number one test is your number two
[Outro]
Fm
If there's no breeze

G#
Light a match, please

Cm               Fm   G
Everything comes down to

D#         D#7
Doo doo    Doo doo

G#         G#m
Doo doo    Doo doo

                         D#
Everything comes down to poo!