Misc Television – Rupauls Drag Race - Shade The Rusical (Ukulele)
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[Intro]
Eb Bb In the city of drag queens, Eb Bb there's a fine line between being shady and being a lady. Eb This is Penny, which will she choose?
[Verse 1]
Bb I just got off the bus Eb Bb I don't drink or eat or cuss Ab Bb Gm Cm You're new in town it's time to knuckle down Fm Bb Start swimming to the top before you drown
[Verse 2]
Bb Who are you? Eb Db We are the pageant queens (oh, fancy) Eb Db Ab We're elegant machines in gowns Bb Gm Cm We strut we don't need corny smut (What?) Fm Bb Let's hold back and see which way she leans
[Verse 3]
Bb Who are you? Eb Db We are the comedy queens (oh, cute) Eb Db Humour always justifies the means Ab Bb While she's there telling a joke (look!) Gm Cm I'm right behind you poke (oh!) Fm Bb So don't listen to them 'cause there all full of beans (literally!)
[Verse 4]
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Who's that? (gasp) Wait!
Cm She's the shady queen horrid queen Cm No one wants to see her Fm On her own all alone Fm No one wants to be her G7 Listen up pretty pup G7 Cm She's on her way to six feet underground Cm Yes, and nothing nice Cm Nothing good ever goes her way, so - Fm Miss "Off the Bus" Fm Stick with us Fm Even Ru would say so G Who? (Gasp) Rupaul! Oh! Cm Turn around! Ab We are the better queens Eb Bb The safer queens, the lighter queens Cm Ab The brighter queens, the wiser queens Eb Bb Advisor queens, the ones who you should stick with
[Verse 5]
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Penny, you really wanna be a star?
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Yeah I do!
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No! Don't do it! Don't go!
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No, girl. She's got testicles! I've seen them!
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She's a man with one eye no!
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Oh, we're losing her!
Ebm B There's a hole in your heart Db Ebm There'a place in your soul B A passion so strong Db It makes your blood boil Ebm B All your dreams come alive Db Ebm All your wishes will grow B Db If you take a swig of this fish oil Ebm B Db Drink for me! (Oh, I'd really like to but I shouldn't I-) Ebm B Db Drink for me! (But I do want to be a big, big star) Ebm B Db Drink for me! (Don't do it! Don't do it!) Ebm B Db Drink for me! (You'll lose it! You'll lose it!) B Abm Well I'm gonna be the greatest star B And nothing and no one's gonna keep me down Db And you, and you, and all of you Eb I'll make you love me Ebm Don't do it! Don't do it! Eb Oh I can't get it open. Here! Eb Don't do it! Don't do it! Ebm Eb Watch me be your star
[Verse 6]
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Thanks to fish oil, our good little penny became one bad penny.
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But, she got her fame
Cm Fm Ab Because I'm the biggest star and I'm going far Eb C just a miracle in front of you Fm Bb Oh, and if you don't believe I will show you Bbm I'll teach you I'll school you I'll beat you Bb And punch you and crunch you I'll take you and make you thank me Eb When you love me N.C Gbm That's how you do it back rolls Db Gbm Db Gbm Did you see what she said to me! Back rolls! heard it! Db Gbm Can you believe, can you believe she even said that Db Gbm yes she really did oh yes she really, really went there Db Gbm Well I'm not gonna stick around and be a part of her show Db Gbm but you have to! Girl, the paycheck! Db Oh, right mmhmm.
[Verse 7]
D A No, I'll never love anyone else like I love myself D A Oh no, no, no, no I'll never love anyone else Db Ai dios mio! She's going down! too much fish oil! Eb F Now's our chance! Bb Watch us rise to the top 'cause we're the fresh fish on the scene Gb We're the new girls in town we're stepping right over this queen Bbm She's been throwing some shade and now we don't give a damn Ab Gm Gb F Take away her fish oil and there ain't nothing left there, man. Woo! Bbm Fm Gb Bbm Fm Gb Center stage another chapter time to turn the page Bbm Fm Gb And finally I'm the star no I'm the star! Bbm Fm Gb Fm F No, I'm the star! no girl! (mumbled fighting)
[Verse 8]
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Oh the shade the shade of it all
Bb F Look at yourself shady ladies Ab Eb you should be ashamed of what you've become oh, Bb F G I never thought that you would do this Cm Eb F Bb so let me remind you of just one thing Eb Gm F Dm Take each other's hands and come together cause Eb Gm F Dm Eb Gm F Dm We are each other's family all 2 million 603 thousand 40 sisters Ab Eb Bb C This is our land and we are the queens F Am G Em Time to take a stand and come together (we come together) cause F Am G C We are each other's family (we're all family) all F Am G C 2 million 603 thousand 40 sisters (many queens) Bb F Ab This is our land and we are the queens Bb So even if you're a pageant queen or a comedy queen Ab Bb or a fishy queen a shady queen or just a big damn girl C We are a family C Back rolls!