Misc Television – Rupauls Drag Race - Read U Wrote U (Guitar)

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[Intro] Bm G D A [RuPaul] Lookie here.. Listen up... I'm the one, oh! [Alaska Thunderfuck]
Bm
Hey, girls, my name's Alaska

G
I got a tiny little question to ask ya

D
Who's that bitch that's on the top?

A
Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop!

Bm
You're born naked, the rest is drag

G
But your face just needs a paper bag

D
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all

A
Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul

Bm
Line 'em up, front to back

G
I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack

D
Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket

A
I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!

Bm
I'll read you down beneath the ground

G
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?

D
Legacy, remember my name

A
'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!
[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

            Bm
You've been read

Bm
I'm the one, one, one

D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one

A
I'm the one, one, one
[Detox]
Bm
Detox comin' at you with a slow verse

G
I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first

D
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse

A
I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst

Bm
You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime

G
I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime

D
So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime

A
On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme

Bm
You can't stand me? I don't blame you

G
If Ru's number 1, then I'm number 2

D
You disagree? Well, that's on you

A
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you

Bm                                   G
D to the E to the T to the O to the- Hold it!... X

D                      A
Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next!
[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

            Bm
You've been read

Bm
I'm the one, one, one

D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one

A
I'm the one, one, one
[Katya Zamolochikova]
Bm                  G
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova

D                          E
But your dad just calls me Katya

Bm
I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair

G
Always keep 'em coming back for more

D
You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go

A
So bitch let me show you the door

Bm
Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid;

G
The only high class Russian whore

D
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress

A
That's a rash, not a herpes sore

Bm
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets

G
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

D          A
Katya Zamo-lod-chi-kova
[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

            Bm
You've been read

Bm
I'm the one, one, one

D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one

A
I'm the one, one, one
[Roxxxy Andrews]
Bm
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear

G
I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here

D
Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right

A
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like

Bm
I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween

G
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream

D
I have to get this right so you don't waste your time

A
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme

Bm        G
I'm gonna show you what I can do

D            A
You're going crazy and seeing two

Bm                 G
It's not my fault, you can't blame my game

D                     A
All these other hoes, but they're all the same
[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

            Bm
You've been read

Bm
I'm the one, one, one

D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one

G
I'm the one, one, one

A
I'm- I'm the one

Bm                                 G
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I-

                     D                          A
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you